No one knows how hard it is to live with such a large penis :( please don't judge me
tacotacorey asked: Does your penis have like.. multiple penis's branching off of it since it's so huge?
yes, it is the mother of all penises
like an ancient gaia penis, growing since the very beggining of this land, giving birth to all the penises in the world
hanniballz asked: what you need is a girl with a giant vagina
what you need is stop envying my penis asshole
Anonymous asked: how do u penis tho
yes
it’s here!
Anonymous asked: Texan speaking : we don't want your penis! Give it to Alaska
how can you NOT WANT my penis
Anonymous asked: Where does your penis go when you put on pants?
Texas
oh fuck all of sudden my foreskin is full of tiny meteors and spaceships
any idea why?
Just as he is about to cum, grab his penis and say, “I had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!”
(Submitted by: ceruleansuns)
yes, this always makes me hard
I am so sorry :(
